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i saw you

Probably nobody else bothers to blog what goes on in the tabloid its victims call Eugene, Weakly, and I don't aim to start doing so in earnest. However, this pair of ads in the I saw You section of the personals caught my eye:

WATCH BABE
Saw you working in VRC fixing watches with your tiny hands. I have a little pocket for you to put your hands in. Call for a good time. XOXOX.

WATCH STALKER
Are you a dude or a chick?

Real-life drama sure to end badly, or elaborate practical joke? I report, you decide.

There was also this; do with it as you will, Girl-Who-Got-Blog-That-Radio-Show:

KWVA QUEEN AUTUMN
Where are you? We need your show on Saturdays. Please come back! What ever will we do? You disappeared!

More pathos a personal ad has never seen. Except maybe this one:

LET'S HOOK UP
Blonde, blue eyes and sexy. Let's hook up.

Posted by FLOG at March 13, 2004 4:36 AM | TrackBack