By now, regular FLOG™ readers have probably noticed one, uh, particular photo that serves as one of the random, rotating background images on this site. You know which one I mean.
QUESTION: Does it cross the line, disgusting you and leading you to hit "reload" as soon as it comes up? Or is it just one more array of pixels, a mere abstraction adding depth to FLOG™'s mise-en-scene? Please comment.
{Background: what materials are present in the toilet are not my doing. It's a long and largely pointless story involving beach houses, fireworks, whiskey and military service, but suffice it to say I was acting as a photojournalist when I snapped that picture.}
Posted by FLOG at April 7, 2004 12:12 PM | TrackBackI don't mind the shit, it makes me think of reading tea leaves - maybe you can see that person's future in the patterns he left. The background that makes me run for the real toilet is the turkey in the brine. I ate that turkey, it shouldn't repulse me, but it does. NO MORE POULTRY!
Posted by: Ashley at April 7, 2004 3:41 AMAh, shit.
Posted by: WWB at April 7, 2004 5:33 AMThere are few things in this world that fill me with as much ecstatic delight as a shit splattered toilet.
Posted by: eatyourdamnpeas at April 7, 2004 9:27 AMLike I've said before, I don't mind READING your shit but I can't stand LOOKING at it. Right now, that poo-poo is in the background of the message board. Get it off! Get it off! This isn't the sort of thing I want my coworkers seeing as I waste valuble company time.
Posted by: Stu at April 7, 2004 11:51 AMPerhaps it may make a decent submission to www.ratemypoo.com. I am not responsible for any work-related incidents that arises from the viewing of this website.
Posted by: Sho at April 8, 2004 8:28 AMWell, after reviewing this rather confusing sampling of public opinion, I've decided:
THE SHIT STAYS!
SO DOES THE DAMNED TURKEY!
However, I will not add any more poop or poultry, and I will add 10-20 more innocuous backgrounds, reducing the chances that these two come up.
I might have decided differently if "Stu" had more honestly identified himself.
Posted by: FLOG™ at April 9, 2004 4:42 AM"Stu"? Where the fuck did that come from? Not my fault. Don't let this stop the poo removal.
Posted by: Not Stu at April 10, 2004 2:02 AMOkay, perhaps the poo will go. Or at least, it will be neutralized. But in its place: A NAKED VAGINA! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Posted by: FLOG™ at April 11, 2004 3:25 AM