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Cooked?

Comedy Central is presently showing Eddie Murphy's Raw, in what I would call "half-baked and semi-cut" form. It's very strange.

Fuck, dick, pussy, and motherfucker are no-nos. Bleeped right the fuck out.

Ass and shit, however, are acceptable.

So I guess right now it's okay for us to embrace the back half of our pelvises, but everything the front half might want to do is really really naughty. It's weird. I know it's a trite point, but last I heard, life was not created by pooping. (Whatever Freud had to say on the matter, I pre-emptively disagree.)

Also: can we all agree now that Eddie Murphy is at least bisexual? The leather jumpsuit, the late-night "ride home" for a transvestite hooker, and the eerie onstage fantasies he had of being brutalized by homosexual San Franscisco police have me convinced.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

In contrast, Neil Goldschmidt. Holy fucking crap. There is a lot wrong with that. I'm sort of watching Absolute Power right now and it's giving me the willies, because that there Gene Hackman bears quite a resemblance.

Posted by FLOG at May 9, 2004 1:57 AM | TrackBack