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'Tinued

This really ain't worth blogging, but I've been quiet so long that I feel I have to make up for it with crap like this.

Anyway, awhile back I had the lapse in judgment necessary to buy a set of CD's called Kingtinued. For those of you who have not seen the ads late, late at night on backwater cable, this set consists of an Elvis impersonator singing, in Elvis style, contemporary songs and songs Elvis just never got around to recording. Here's the playlist:

1. La Vida Loca
2. Tears in Heaven
3. Smooth (Santana and that douchebag from wherever)
4. Jump Jive and Wail
5. Graceland
6. England's Rose (Memorial to Princess Diana)
7. How Do I Live
8. Can't Get Enough of Your Love
9. I Swear
10. Friends in Low Places
11. All My Ex's Live in Texas
12. Achy Breaky Heart
13. Crazy Little Thing Called Love
14. Have I Told You Lately
15. Pink Cadillac
16. Statue of a Fool
17. You Light Up My Life
18. Freeway Free For All
19. Wind Beneath My Wings
20. Hush
21. Candle in the Wind
22. I Can Help
23. Mony Mony
24. Yesterday
25. Heart of Rock and Roll

So tonight I got to thinking, what if this were done for Bob Dylan? Think of songs Dylan has yet to sing, but should . . . No, really, think of some. I can't. Now more scotch.

Posted by FLOG at September 17, 2004 10:30 PM