FLOG: Eine kliene trop LIT's thoughts

October 15, 2004

Eine kliene trop LIT's thoughts

You know, when you step back and think about it, the Postal Service is really fucking amazing. So comprehensive, yet so efficient. A massive & bloated yet effective bureaucracy. All those parcels whooshing to and fro. Whooooooosh! Whoooooooooooooooooosh!

UPS is cooler, though. Brown power, mang. I can't help thinking that one reason the USPS does so well as a gov't bureaucracy is that it has competition.

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There is simply no good reason why this should be the 10th result when I run a Google image search for "otter sex." Still, check the old man's chest fur.

What? Why am I searching for images of otter sex? Who said I was?

Well, never mind that, because this was the 19th result. Seriously, check that one out. Scroll around the grounds until you feel at home. And then rethink everything you ever thought about the Swedes.

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Well, best to call this one in. But first, these facts:

Lard

Jesus

Posted by FLOG at October 15, 2004 11:58 PM

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Posted by: Porntato at October 16, 2004 1:01 AM

Porntato said it best.

I can't click the link because I'm at work.

Posts like this make my 18-part pumpkin photo essay seem so normal in comparison. Thanks!

Posted by: Blog at October 16, 2004 9:32 AM

At first glance, that link is not really as naughty as one might think. Although you soon realize it's even naughtier.

Posted by: FLOG™ at October 16, 2004 12:04 PM

The "They're Happy Because They Eat Lard" thing is from the excellent Viz magazine, whose letters page in particular is a thing of beauty. They have other campaigns. "Don't Be Soft - Have A Fight!" is a good one.

Posted by: Olly at October 16, 2004 3:57 PM