November 18, 2004
Virgin, my ass
An old lady in Buffalo, NY has held onto this grilled cheese sandwich for 10 years, believing it to contain a miraculous apparition of the Virgin Mary:
She's now decided to share the moldy Miracle-o-Jesus by hocking it on eBay.
But is that Mary? Look at those full, pouty, lips, and that lock of hair tossed alluringly across the brow of her right eye. And look into her eyes: they overflow with seduction. This isn't the Virgin Mary, it's a damned pin-up girl! Hasn't anyone had the heart to tell this poor lady that she's been cherishing the miraculous-sandwich equivalent of a dirty postcard for the last ten years?
For your further amusement, Hit & Run has a similar Willie Nelson anecdote.
Posted by FLOG at November 18, 2004 12:18 PMIt appears that she took a bite out of her heavenly sandwich before deciding to save it for posterity. It must have tasted so awful that she had to do one of those things where you hold the rancid thing at arm's length just to stare at it for a minute, wondering whether you need to throw out the old cheese.
But doesn't that face look more like Debra Harry of Blondie?
THAT'S IT! It's Debbie Harry. I knew it was some extremely sexy famous person, I just couldn't put my finger on who.
Posted by: FLOG™ at November 18, 2004 6:20 PMDebbie Harry is extremely sexy?
Posted by: Timothy at November 18, 2004 7:52 PMWell, I suppose "extremely sexy" would have to be relegated to the past tense. But even in her dotage she's sexier than a lot of the young tramps we got running around.
Posted by: FLOG™ at November 18, 2004 9:02 PMPersonally, I see Angelina Jolie.
Posted by: Blog at November 19, 2004 11:31 AM