I was pretty amazed the length of the three posts below, until I realized they happened thanks only to FLOGette's computer (while her paralegal scholarship was out of town). I hadn't realized how inhibitive my laptop's broken keyboard is to my free expression. I can't write anything on it without exhaustive corrections.
poop fart tits.
Posted by FLOG at December 5, 2004 4:22 AMReally, a pony? No shit?
Posted by: Brandon at December 6, 2004 11:38 AMSeriously, one more comment about the pony and I ban your IP. Joo tink I'm kidding mang?
Everyone else: I DO NOT OWN A PONY. NOR A HORSE. NOR ANY HOOVED MAMMAL. TWO DOGS, TWO CATS. THAT'S ALL.
Posted by: FLOG™ at December 6, 2004 1:55 PMThe only good product Microsoft ever made was their Internet Pro keyboard. For whatever reason, they didn't market it well and then took it off the market. It's a good thing I had the Craig-sense to buy 3 of them at discount prices when I realized they were going to discontinue them.
Posted by: phooeyhoo at December 7, 2004 11:51 PMAre you saying I can have one? Will it plug into this almost worthless Gateway notebook?
Posted by: FLOG™ at December 9, 2004 12:09 AMFLOG: You are boring! I demand entertainment! Entertain! I command it!
Posted by: Timothy at December 9, 2004 8:34 PMWhile you're at it, more wine!
Posted by: Brandon at December 10, 2004 11:24 AMFLOG™ is a liar, and I can prove it. Oh sure, you can count on our vertebrate-centric culture to ignore the other members of the Atkinson family, but we the enlightened will never be intimidated.
Posted by: WWB at December 10, 2004 2:00 PMOnly intentionally fed and watered animals count as "owned" pets. Thus, intentionally fed and watered plants and incidental animals, molds and fungi are not members of the Atkinson family.
So I did not lie. Rather, I spoke a truth whose implied parameters you mistook. Now I will sue you. Intimidated yet?
Posted by: FLOG™ at December 10, 2004 8:52 PMTim, I already did entertain you. I'll repeat:
poop fart tits
Shouldn't that keep you for a week or two?
Posted by: FLOG™ at December 10, 2004 8:54 PMI think you should go down to the bookstore and spend $14 on a keyboard.
Posted by: Timothy at December 11, 2004 7:30 PMI think you should buy it for me, smartass!
Posted by: FLOG™ at December 11, 2004 10:19 PM