Sorry about that. I might get up to some cryptograms later this weekend; tis that time of year.
There is also so much to tell you about Neighbor Man! My goodness.
And I guarantee FLOG will be more interesting in the new year. Really. Promise. I got me an internship with a judge, for which I am required to keep a diary. I'm thinking of just compiling the diary here for your "entertainment" and because it's an easy way to generate content. The internship is also guaranteed to be a good anecdote generator outside of the official diary, because I'll be in court two days a week, and entertainment-wise, a trip to court hasn't failed me yet.
I mean, last time I was in court, the guy in front of me was trying to get out of a speeding ticket by calling his 12 year old son as a witness.
DAD: And how fast would you say I was going, Donny?
DONNY: I don't know.
DAD: Was it faster than 35?
DONNY: No, I don't think so.
Meanwhile, he had been clocked on radar going 45. For fuck's sake, man, pay your fine and get out of here.
(What was I there for? Illegal fireworks and having an obnoxious brother.)
Posted by FLOG at December 3, 2004 5:48 PM