I go away from the internet for a few days and look what people get up to (forgive me if you already heard about this):
Famed archaeologist Vendyl Jones is going to go digging for the Ark of the Covenant.
Even more exciting, the Kabbalists are involved so Madonna would probably do a song for the soundtrack.
Wait, that isn't exciting at all.
Went to the physical therapist today to see about my foot, which hurts when I use it to bear weight.
She had a trainee with her, and they got very geeky checking out my feet. You know how some action movies feature a gaggle of nerds as comic relief, like the insect guys in Silence of the Lambs? Well, it was like that, only over my feet.
Dig this: I have "challenging feet." You see, I have both "high ankle mobility" and a "pronounced arch". This is a unique combination, thank you very much. The therapist was several times at a loss for how to convey to me what an honor it was to see it. Plus my "cuboid joint" is just way out of sight.
I'll let you touch it for a dollar.