October 21, 2005
I am a bad dog
This forenoon, Dan called me into the office and had me sit, turn around, sit again, lie down, and offer readers at least an open thread. He admonished me for my rudeness to you, and preached a stern lesson about the consequences of contempt for one's readers. I listened, as always, and now I feel simply awful.
So here: an open thread. Say of me what you will. Doubtless I deserve it. I am ever your faithful, humble, and shamed servant.
Love,
Zuma
Why do Zuma's words sound like they've dribbled from the pen of someone who has spent 15 years in an English boarding school? I suspect there's a ghost writer involved. How much is Zuma paying you to write these posts?
Posted by: Brandon at October 21, 2005 1:33 PMZuma: You are cute, and I would cuddle you. In a manly, and purely non-sexual way.
Posted by: Timothy at October 21, 2005 1:52 PM