Tryin' to incentivize the house cleaning. Let me know in comments.
Birkenstock sandal (unmatched)

Brick

Cat toy (I would get a better photo)

Cross section of dinosaur bone

Hamm's can (used)

Rawhide chew (used)

Slipper (unmatched)

Dogs
Like I said, let me know in comments.
UPDATE: I realize I put a lot of choices out there. So list your top three choices. The top three items go on eBay. Just like that. No hesitation, not even for the dinosaur bone.
BTW, the dogs are both young, male, housebroken, neutered. Well-mannered.
Posted by FLOG at October 16, 2005 5:05 PMDino bone.
Birkenstock.
Rawhide (but you should put peanut butter on it).
You should also sell the slug in the shower if he's still around.
Posted by: Brandon at October 17, 2005 1:39 PM1. Dogs
2. Dogs
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C'mon everyone, let's call his bluff!
Posted by: WWB at October 17, 2005 2:05 PMI have no reason to do that, if Dan sells the puppies, that further limits my puppy interaction opportunities when I visit Eugene. And I love puppies.
Posted by: Timothy at October 17, 2005 2:37 PMI'm not bluffing about the dogs, guys. They have become unmanageable. First of all, they are the major source of general house uncleanliness -- shedding hair, tracking in mud, etc. Plus, they've been acting up a lot. Pepper keeps pooping in the house at night. He knows it's wrong, which is why he does it in the laundry room, but he does it anyway, while we sleep. And today I caught Zuma actually chewing on my digital camera. I made him put it down and threw them both out back for a few hours. The camera was generally unhurt, but that shit is unacceptable.
Posted by: FLOG at October 17, 2005 3:04 PM