Say what you will; my pride is bruised already.
Zuma! Ball! Go get the ball, Zuma! Who's a good doggie? Who's a good doggie?
Posted by: Brandon at November 4, 2005 1:25 PMI hate all dogs. Come to think of it, I hate all cats and most people, except Kenny, whom I moderately tolerate.
Posted by: Zorn at November 4, 2005 2:47 PMSmartass.
Posted by: Brandon at November 4, 2005 4:51 PMI, like Zorn, also hate all dogs and all cats and most people. I merely tolerate the lazy female person I live with because when she finally dies, I think her haunches will make a very tasty snack. Maybe I can convince her to leave the stove on like Dan does, to draw nearer the fabulous day when I will finally be able to feast on her remains.
Posted by: vague at November 4, 2005 5:32 PMCrap, I can't even get my name right. Stupid pet-slave name, anyway. My noble cat name is actually Miyakka-HOOOOONNNNKKKK.
Posted by: flannery at November 4, 2005 5:33 PMBut, Zuma, have you taken all the balls and placed them in a one square foot area for easy finding? I expect all you hearding types to keep on top of that.
Posted by: Timothy at November 5, 2005 11:20 PM