It is a terrifying world, my friends, this world of science. Consider this chapter in the life of FLOG compatriot Longbourne:
Lo and behold, there was a small swarm of little black bugs all over my computer and books. "Eww," I said, and proceeded to kill them with kleenex. After I had killed them (or so I thought) I began to work on my computer. Then, like some scene from a horror movie, a great swell of these little black bugs comes out of my keyboard. They hatched inside my computer!{No, no, avoid the obvious pun, Kenny. Try harder.} Posted by FLOG at November 22, 2005 12:08 PM