What Steven Seagal should do, if the boy had any sense, would be to take a role in an action movie wherein, for once, he plays the bad guy.
But I'm guessing he would never do such a thing, on account of some spiritual reason involving eagles and untanned leather.
Posted by FLOG at April 29, 2006 1:08 AM | TrackBackI saw an ad for his latest made-for-video action thriller. In this one he *does* supposedly play the villian. Just a heads up.
Posted by: Brandon at April 30, 2006 10:29 PMThere is nothing Steven Segal should do that isn't "shrivel up and die".
Posted by: Timothy at May 1, 2006 4:14 PMBoth stellar comments for showing your respective modi operandi. Anyone else?
Posted by: FLOG at May 1, 2006 5:01 PMThrowing out factoids about Steven Seagal is my modus operandi? I should put that on my resume, stat.
Posted by: Brandon at May 1, 2006 11:14 PMIt's . . . among your many skills.
Posted by: FLOG at May 1, 2006 11:17 PMAnother is "spell Steven Seagal's name correctly."
Posted by: FLOG at May 1, 2006 11:19 PMI heard one of his songs online at work the other day.
It was certainly... Steven Seagal-y.
Posted by: WWB at May 2, 2006 7:43 PMSpelling has never been my forte.
Nor has finding the e with the accent mark on a windows machine.
Posted by: Timothy at May 2, 2006 9:22 PMHe'll be playing a gig at Dante's over Memorial Day weekend. I'll be elsewhere, dammit. Two shows of a lifetime on the same night? It's not fair!
Posted by: Brandon at May 2, 2006 10:13 PMWWB: Steven Seagal has songs?
Tim: The good news is, according to the rules, "forte" is "forte" with a hard t and a silent e, even though it sounds really stupid when you say it right.
Say it right! CHOW-DAH!
Brandon: Wait wait Seagal's playing Portland? Gah! I have to get out of this town, like, a year ago.
Posted by: FLOG at May 3, 2006 3:32 PMFLOG, apparently you haven't been to StevenSeagal.com for awhile. It's really quite something. And I think that logo font comes standard in Photoshop.
P.S. I give up on the timeline. Did you buy it outside the Bijou?
Posted by: WWB at May 3, 2006 7:46 PMTimeline?
Was I drunk yesterday?
[even more italic] Am I drunk [MOST ITALIC] RIGHT NOW? [/MOST ITALIC] [/even more italic]
Who is really on the acid: he who creates the timeline, he who seeks to recreate the timeline, or some shaky character who goes by the nom de plume Disco Dave? You know the answer, son. Let's go home.
Posted by: FLOG at May 4, 2006 4:34 AMYeah, you're really missing out. *cough*
Posted by: Brandon at May 4, 2006 10:38 PM