What should I do with it? It is "fresh." They had already procured one, where we are going. So this turkey, it's superfluous. Foisted upon us by someone, strangely gracious for my usurping her office, whom I have not seen in the last seven days except when she handed me a turkey. 18.65 lbs. What should I do with it?
I have recently spent three years and change, and untold treasure, learning my profession. I have more recently taken employment on a paying basis in this profession. And still more recently, on my second day on the job, I've been given approximately five tasks I have no idea how to do. I have till Friday. In vino veritas? Here's hoping!