If you are a regular reader {cough} and you actually know who I am, and you would like to know how my brother is doing, email me and I will supply reports. If you don't know my email, leave a comment and we'll see how it goes.
Yesterday, from reports, he arrived in the shit. He urges all of us to hang up and drive with both hands on the wheel, thereby being statistically as safe as him.
Posted by FLOG at May 20, 2007 9:49 PM | TrackBack... think I'm crazy?
Posted by: phooeyhoo at May 23, 2007 11:17 AMTo hang around with you ...
Posted by: FLOG at May 25, 2007 10:22 AM... or maybe you think I'm lucky ...
Posted by: phooeyhoo at May 25, 2007 10:47 AM... to have something to do ...
{this is the internet equivalent of the worst karaoke duet}
Posted by: FLOG at May 30, 2007 4:20 PM... but I think that you're wild ...
Pretty much!
Posted by: phooeyhoo at May 30, 2007 10:43 PMthe volcano blasts
showing power and grace
as the fish jumps, scared
No, no.
The volcano blasts
Showing power and greatness
As the fish jumps, scared
It'll always be grace to me, even if it doesn't fit into the 7-syllable stream. Grace! Grace! Grace! Er...um...oh, yeah...GRACE!.
Posted by: Brandon at June 12, 2007 6:00 PMBeware of fried foods for they angry up the blood!
Posted by: Satchel Paige at August 30, 2007 9:14 AMI believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense. Of pride.
Posted by: Whitney Houston at October 1, 2007 7:32 AMTry to be best
'Cause you're only a man
And a man's gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you'll succeed
Never doubt that you're the one
And you can have your dreams!
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight 'til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you
Ah you gotta be proud
starin' out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you
Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you're the one that's standing there
you'll reach the final bell!
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own
INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight 'til you drop
never stop
can't give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you're the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down
You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
repeat to fade, occasional background shouts of "Oh Ye-eah!"
Posted by: Joe Esposito at October 1, 2007 7:36 PMKarate Kid is such an awesome movie. I saw it twice last week. Yup.
Posted by: pockets at March 31, 2008 11:31 PMI was telling my girlfriend about horse farts, got bored enough to type "horse farts" into google and got 1,720,000 results.
This story was among the first couple pages. Anyway, my contributoin to this discussion is this. Horses not only have the long, drawn-out "single burst" in their tool box but a little more...like US.
They have HUGE, compressed, explosive farts that have the crackle of a "ripper". You know the ones that sound like a huge man cracking his knuckles, violently. The ones that could scare a man. The ones that sound as if they require poset-flatulant surgery?
THE FUNNIEST however, that I've heard: Is the one I described above, but delivered while trotting, one for EACH step the horse takes! Imagine this. Tail up, trotting away, instead of hoof-beats...fart fart fart fart fart. And I'm talking MASSIVE ones.
Of all the times I've seen this (which might be 10 or 15 times in my 31 years) more than half the time it was after the horse was startled by something, a noise or what-ever. That makes it even funnier to me. Also, their lack of shame or humor on the subject...cause well...they're horses, also makes it funnier.
Maybe I'm easily entertained or have a fart fettish, or...maybe not; cause tonight there's 1,720,000 results for "horse farts" on google.
I think everyone should experience a horse fart in some form or another, at least once in life.
Posted by: mark ringius at November 28, 2008 9:33 PMwrong blog,(I meant to post to 'animal farts' obviously) my bad. 1,719,999 results to go.
Posted by: mark ringius at November 28, 2008 9:47 PM